Pancakes, Poop, and who knows what else!

Within the past 2 hours my daughter has:

1. Dumped the entire bottle of Garlic Salt out under the sink

2. Emptied a brand new bottle of bacon bits into the dog's water bowl.

(You don't even want to know what that looked like, but the dog rather enjoyed it.)

3. Lost 2 sippy cups.

4. Sent Pancakes flying.

5. Pooped in her potty and attempted to dump it in the big potty with little success.

What is happening!?!? Why does my husband ALWAYS HAVE to work late on days like this? WHY!?!?!